boggletheowl:

Tumblr user thelittleskylark messaged me today saying that they had had a bad day but that seeing Boggle in a hat might make it better. Twitter decided that it should be a bowler hat. Skylark, I hope this helps.

I like your hat, Boggle!

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME HOW IM DOING DURING FINALS WEEK

jennifermatarese:

teabq:

the-wordbutler:

sweaterkittensahoy:

brightcopperpenny:

I made my three-year-old niece her first convention/Halloween costume this year. If you ask her who she is dressed as, she’ll reply, “Tiny Princess Captain America!”

On Halloween, we discovered that if you point to a kid in a Captain America costume and ask her who he’s dressed as, she will also reply, “Tiny Princess Captain America!”

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Attagirl.

From here on out, Steve shall be known as “Tiny Princess Captain America.” If Tiny Princess Captain America says they’re all Tiny Princess Captain America, who am I to argue?

I adore that little tiara.

This is the most adorable thing. Look at her!

This makes me smile so fucking much.

I picture Tony being more than happy to call Steve “Tiny princess Captain America.” With or without being prompted to do so.

I picture Steve being perfectly okay with it, especially after the day he runs into Tiny Princess Captain America, trick-or-treating in the city along with a bunch of other kids. And she kinda stops in the crowd, and gets this great big smile on her face, and bolts down the sidewalk and up to him, and she just can’t say anything because she’s just in AWE.

So Steve crouches down and says, “You look just like me!”, and she beams even brighter, as if that’s even possible. Then Steve remembers that time Thor told him about how much he loves his little-girl fans, and how when he meets them he lets them “hold” Mjolnir, and also Steve thinks about Thor’s room full of little girl drawings at Stark Tower. (Yes, I *did* just manage to connect this with that Littlest Thor Fangirl post that went around a while ago.) Normally Steven doesn’t get recognized quite like the rest of the Avengers when he’s not in uniform except by elderly folks who remember him from the old days, but since the attack on New York, plenty of younger people and kids spot him on the street out of uniform and know him, just like this little girl.

So Steve asks, “What’s your name?” To which she finally says, “Tiny Princess Captain America!” And he laughs, and then whispers, “I meant your secret identity.” So she tells him, and gives him a big hug, and then runs off to rejoin the other trick-or-treaters.

A week later, she gets a letter in the mail from Stark Tower, and when she opens it she gasps, because it’s a drawing of Captain America and Tiny Princess Captain America fighting bad guys and saving the world together

(via fel-as-in-tumbld)

vaysh:

notmytargetaudience:

pt1
Worth: Heh, the magic kingdom 
Conrad: …
Worth: Wut? 
Conrad: Why did we come to Disneyland again?
Worth: Well I ‘ad 2 broken ribs, an’ you had a concussion. Sounded like a good idea. “lets go on vacation in an abandoned amusement park” test out the new tires.
Conrad: I think the troll living out front would disagree about the abandoned part.
Worth: Yeah, was nice of ‘im to open the gate after he spit Hanna out. Hey i got ya souvenirs, didn’t i?
Conrad: you also covered me with cotton candy.
{…}: Hanna just got his head stuck in Goofy, and he was attacked by an opossum  He may need stitches.
Conrad: …
Worth: … 
Conrad: … this is exactly how i thought this would go. 
Worth: …heh, it’s a small small world.

Lord have mercy.  That poor zombie.

vaysh:

notmytargetaudience:

pt1

  • Worth: Heh, the magic kingdom 
  • Conrad: …
  • Worth: Wut? 
  • Conrad: Why did we come to Disneyland again?
  • Worth: Well I ‘ad 2 broken ribs, an’ you had a concussion. Sounded like a good idea. “lets go on vacation in an abandoned amusement park” test out the new tires.
  • Conrad: I think the troll living out front would disagree about the abandoned part.
  • Worth: Yeah, was nice of ‘im to open the gate after he spit Hanna out. Hey i got ya souvenirs, didn’t i?
  • Conrad: you also covered me with cotton candy.
  • {…}: Hanna just got his head stuck in Goofy, and he was attacked by an opossum  He may need stitches.
  • Conrad: …
  • Worth: … 
  • Conrad: … this is exactly how i thought this would go.
  • Worth: …heh, it’s a small small world.

Lord have mercy.  That poor zombie.

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iphanthony-kicks-my-stickz:

lucygoosey88:

johnlockinyourface:

theprettiestman:

benedictusantonius:

musingsaboutnothing:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

GANDALF THE GAY

For the fucking comments oh my GOD.

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

(Source: rodenn, via jenovasilver)

lunatrash:

alexander51:

Added to the series

knotty-desires:

Very useful information!

Interesting 

(Source: arkhamsmaddness, via vaysh)

notmytargetaudience:

He learned Asskicking in batform from Adeleide. It helps if you imagine Conbat has a squeaky cartoon rodent voice. XD

That’s fantastic.

notmytargetaudience:

He learned Asskicking in batform from Adeleide. It helps if you imagine Conbat has a squeaky cartoon rodent voice. XD

That’s fantastic.

YES.
…Yeah.  Except, for me, it was more like get a phone call from a friend, snap at them, then start crying at them, and THEN go cry in the shower.  *sigh*

…Yeah.  Except, for me, it was more like get a phone call from a friend, snap at them, then start crying at them, and THEN go cry in the shower.  *sigh*

(Source: itsinthestars, via spontaneousfangasm)

ay-dougie:

omgoswin:

digital-spoon:

hedgiehome:

The hedgehog in her halloween costume: a stegosaurus.

DEAD SO DEAD OH MY GOSH

s c r e a m i n g

oh i am so done. I CANT

(via geothebio)